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I wonder what my "life" would look like if someone was writing it?

Like, I often feel inferior to characters on shows who are so... whatever it may be, witty, clever, fast thinking, well spoken, interesting, etc etc and then I have to remind myself they're written.  As in... someone is taking time and writing out that wit, interest, thought, etc.

So, maybe I'd also be super (insert thing here) if I was a written character. 

Now, who shall I get to write my life?